Well, the title says it all. Although, I think it was only a party for one involved here and a nightmare for the other three. It all started when David went to check on Meredith after she woke up from her nap. As he made his way down the hall, his nose cried out for relief about halfway down. He could smell the familiar smell of poop in the air and he braced himself for a big present in Meredith's diaper as he went to retrieve her. As he rounded the doorway to enter the bedroom, his eyes beheld this sweet little child with poop balls in each hand and poop all over the bed. He can't even remember what he said when he saw it....he just saw Poop.....lots and lots of Poop and it wasn't wrapped nicely in a diaper as it should have been. It's like Meredith was setting it free. "Run Poop, get as far away from here as you can!" David picked her up and held her outstretched from his body as far as she could go and he came to my room. I had been slumbering nicely when I hear, "April, I'm really going to need your help!", in a panicked voice! I came out into the hall and couldn't believe my eyes. I immediately put her into the freshly scrubbed tub for a bath. I made her relinquish the poop ball she had in her hand and I put it into the toilet. Then I started on scrubbing her. This poop was very pasty thanks to the beans from Taco Bueno Thursday I'm guessing. I scrubbed and scrubbed and it was very difficult to come off. She even had it under her fingernails. Uugghhh!!!! While I was attacking the poop player, David was facing the crib with poop strewn everywhere. I got her all cleaned up and redressed and then went to help David rinse out all the sheets and blankets before we could put them in the washer. All in all, it was about an hour job! We eventually just laughed about it, but decided strong action had to be taken to prevent this from happening again. So, as you are about to see, this is the measure we have taken to ban Poop Parties from taking place again!! Enjoy!

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