1. Go to NYC and see my sister.
2. Win $500 on a scratch-off to aide in the prior endeavor.
3. Sleep 10 hours straight one night without waking up.
4. Lose all the weight I want in one day.
5. Understand my Cost Accounting.
6. Afford to hire a house cleaner (preferably my mom since she's the best!)
7. See or talk to someone from my past.
8. Find 4 more hours in a day.
9. Figure out a way to make babies stop growing and changing.
10. Send some people to a far-off island with no contact!!!
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No Kidding - I wish I could hire your mom to clean our house too. Does she teach a class? I'd be interested in taking it. I just might skip the session about showering with pets. ;)
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